Friday, July 10, 2009

Jill Duffy on Twin Peaks, Season 2, Episode 10 (or episode 17)

[Jill Duffy continues her episode by episode look at Twin Peaks]

Poor Sarah Palmer. Considering what she’s been through, you would think she would have had a bigger part in the show. Now, not only is her daughter dead, but so is her niece and her husband, and her husband (sort of) killed the two girls. Sarah also encountered Bob, and in the opening moments of this show, she describes him.

When Sarah Palmer is first introduced, it’s easy to see how quickly she will become an exhausted shell. Her hair is a huge frizz of curls. Her eyeliner rings her eyes with such weight, they seem to create the creases on her gaunt face. Cheekbones jut out, her frame is frail, she looks like someone whose hands shake at the suffering of everyday life.

There’s a gathering after the wake, in which all the characters are brought into one room. It allows everyone to mourn and share stories, as well as make new plans, so we can get a glimpse of how the characters (and the show) will move forward. We meet two new characters, too, the mayor and his brother.

What Happens

Cooper explains to Audrey what happened with his lost love and Wyndam Earl. Bobby conspires to blackmail Horne, but Shelly doesn’t seem to be into it. Horne starts to go batty. The Lucy, Dick, and Andy web continues to tangle; Nadine re-enrolls in high school; Norma is still bickering with her mother; Hand and Norma’s step-father are still scheming; Audrey is still flirting with Cooper—basically all the minor plot lines that were set up earlier are just being drawn out, sometimes at a painfully slow crawl.

Catherine (Piper Laurie), who went missing for two weeks, tells Truman a crazy story about where she has been. We only know some of what happened to her, and that part that she recounts is partially true, so whether we decide to believe the rest of it is really up to us—but I buy it because Piper Laurie is awesome. Here’s a snippet:

Catherine: “Thank god we always kept a well-stocked pantry. I went in, and I opened a can of tuna fish, and I waited for whoever it was who was trying to kill me to finish the job. A loaded gun by my side, I was terrified that every moment was going to be my last.”
Truman: “What made you come back?”
Catherine: “I ran out of tuna fish.”

And that’s where the scene ends.

Cooper gets suspended from the FBI for crossing into Canada unlawfully and for his methods and motives, apparently.

What Could Happen Instead?

Television programming has changed so much since 1990, and it’s all changed drastically since 2000, when Survivor first aired. Knowing what we know now, we could take a page from The Wire by ending the season and starting a new season with some huge changes in the cast, scenery, investigations. We could follow the lead of many other shows by pushing the show into the future, say six months or a year, so that when the show begins again, we have all new recent history to uncover about all the characters, some thing to keep us guessing about their new motivations and changes to their lives. We could push the show out of Twin Peaks and follow Cooper to a new town, but that would create a problem in calling the show Twin Peaks.
What I’m looking for in the show at this point is a drastic change to give me something new. It’s hard to care about the old stuff now that the major plotline has been totally and completely resolved. But in 1990, this isn’t what television shows did.

I don’t want to give the impression that I’m trying to re-write a show that ended 20 years ago, but it is interested to consider how a great premise to a show could be improved based on the new techniques and tricks television writers and directors have at their disposal now.

What I like, and what seems to work most, is the hint of something new to come with Major Briggs, which only comes at the very end of this episode. Briggs disappears into thin air. It smacks of X-Files now, but it’s pretty cool nonetheless.

(Oh, and let’s ditch that senior portrait of Laura Palmer when the credits roll!)

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Batman and Robin 2 and Wednesday's Comics

Batman and Robin 2. This is my second least favorite Morrison Quitely team up (my least favorite being Riot at Xaviers because all the characters were so unsympathetic) -- that is not as bad as it sounds, since all the other Morrison Quitely team ups are all perfect A's. What's my problem with Batman and Robin? I am not quite sure. I don't hate it. I can see that Quitely's pencils are great. The coloring I am not wild about: in the reigning war between Morrison's Batman and Miller's Batman, the coloring reminds me of nothing more than Varley's colors for DKSA -- except they went so much better with Miller's "sloppy" pencils. Once again -- and I know this is an issue of debate whether this should matter (cf the conclusion to Batman: RIP) - but Morrison overhyped the fight scene with the three circus dudes fighting as one -- he compared it to WE3, which was not the place to go. It was interesting, but not a great use of the medium, as I had the rare thought that what I was reading in a comic book might be better on screen. It is also very strange for the second issue to grind to such a halt to do a character piece about the relationship between the new Batman and new Robin, and a pep talk from Alfred. The characters are very well done, and the Alfred scene especially was heartwarming in all the right places -- one of the better done emotional moments Morrison has done in a superhero comic book. It just felt strangely placed to me -- something not helped by the fact that the ending beat here was so similar to the ending beat of issue 1, just amped up by placing a character we know in place of one we don't. I a obviously still on board with this story -- the only comic book I am picking up on Wednesdays, and it is only weak in the context of other Morrison Quitely Team Ups -- but I am still not sure that Miller does not continue to haunt Morrison in the worst way.

Wednesday's Comics 1. I hated 52, the only Morrison work that I simply stopped getting (12 issues in), never once regretting the decision. But I did admire, especially in retrospect, the formal innovation, especially when all Marvel could muster in response was a Spiderman book coming about three weeks a month. Now DC has done it again on a bigger level -- a comic book I basically am bored with in terms of content, but one that is pretty impressive and exciting on the level of form. GIANT NEWSPAPER COMICS! The idea to give a single page to separate creative teams working on separate stories was a great one: one of the things I want from comics is for the same creators to be on a run -- no fill ins -- and this does it, and also comes out weekly. Nice. But the stories had too little room to go anywhere, or even establish a decent hook -- and if we can compare a single page story to the teaser of a TV show (and I will admit maybe we can't) it should be possible to get a good hook in there. Instead we got an old man we don't care about about to be smothered, a story both distasteful and boring (Batman), the last man on earth is not the last man on earth, Superman is an alien like his foe (a story told a million times), Hal Jordan is in space while everyone he knows is in a diner, Metamorpho is after treasure (and in one of the only stories where someone did something heroic), a villain attacks the Teen Titans in empty space for no reason, Superpets on the loose, Metal Men cant stay under cover, Wonder Woman has a dream, a soldier is tortured, the Flash races and his wife things about leaving him, Catwoman scopes treasure and in the worst one if the bunch birds narrate this horrible dialogue lifted from Miller's 300, but with no sense of irony in replacing the word "march" with "flap" -- a word that surely should come with irony. Pope's art was maybe the only thing I cared about. That said, this is just getting started -- the other thing this reminded me of was when Marvel did that month of sideways annuals: it is a great formal innovation, but artists had not really had time to adjust to the new options (the way, say, Frank Miller was able to get the feel of a similar formal break in 300). Many of the stories here fought a bit with the form: compare the Wonder Woman Story to the Srgt Rock story -- Wonder Woman was trying to get more than a dozen normal comic book pages squeezed into the space, Rock simply blew up what probably would have been a single page (in, say, a book like Watchmen). In time, as people get a feel for this, it might be a really neat thing, but for now I think the only legacy Wednesday Comics will leave behind is it had the guts to try something new with the format, no small thing.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Andy Bentley on the New Gods: Orion and the New Gods #5

[Andy Bentley continues his issue by issue look at Kirby's New Gods. For more in the series see the labels at the bottom or the toolbar on the right.]

“Spawn”

For the second time, an Orion issue opens with Metron drifting through Space in his Mobius Chair. This time, he is on the precipice of a Kirby creation that has become a staple of the DC universe, the source wall. He encounters beings of giant proportions who have failed to pass the wall and access the source of all creation. These giants have had their wax wings proverbially melted and are either strung up or disembodied. Humbled by this encounter, Metron warps back to New Genesis, leaving readers to wonder about the awe inspiring “source”. The source wall is clearly a god metaphor, however I wonder if it isn’t Jack’s pencil that exists beyond the fourth wall (for more info, type “duck amuck” into daily motion).

The title page brings us back to Earth where Dave Lincoln, Orion’s cop buddy, is getting a dressing down by his Sergeant, Dan “Terrible” Turpin. Turpin knows something odd is going on in his town, but recognizes a gang turf war when he sees one. Lincoln dummies up to protect Orion’s identity and then makes his way back home. There, the remaining little helpers of Orion suddenly realize they’ve been ignoring their day to day lives since returning from Apokolips! Victor and Harvey leave to return to their loved ones and Claudia remains with Dave, but still wonders what mere mortals can do against the hordes of Apokolips.

Up until now, Kirby’s stories and characters have lived in a vacuum so it’s quite a surprise to see external forces like families and day jobs putting a damper on their adventure. As a rule, I require a genuine amount of realism in my stories. If there’s a superhero fight downtown with property damage, then I expect pedestrians, emergency response teams and media members at the scene. I don’t need the reality of The Wire in all my fiction, but a little goes a long way. In the direct to DVD movie Superman: Doomsday, it felt like the only inhabitants of Metropolis were Superman, Lois, Jimmy, Perry and a handful of cops. It took me out of the moment and I started to question many other aspects of the film.

The story then shifts to Orion who has been poisoned and captured by Slig, one of six aquatic denizens of Apokolips. Slig can mutate organic beings with one hand and shock and destroy with the other. He boasts of his power and of the creation he and his brothers are about to unleash. Slig makes the classic error by leaving his captive hero alone so Orion can direct his astro-force power into his bracelets and escape. He makes his way through anthropomorphized aquatic mutants who’s appearances do resemble the designs of the Masters of the Universe toy line. Once he’s donned his classic astro-force harness, it is time for round two between Orion and his captor. Orion is direct and brutal in this battle, ripping Slig’s helmet and squeezing Slig’s mother box-like device. The device disappears to avoid destruction and inexplicably destroys the illusion covering Orions scarred face. Slig, clearly beaten, rises to laugh at Orion. He taunts the anti hero over his dark secret that continues to haunt him. This puts Orion over the edge as he bashes Slig with his helmet, picks up his lifeless body, and hurls him to the depths below. Unfazed by his actions, Orion dons his war helmet and astro glider and plunges into the ocean. He is determine to find and destroy this creation of the six which is revealed to be a immense armored piranha with many tusks and fins on the closing page.

Ahh but there’s more! Kirby again treats us to an 8 page introduction to a “new” New God but with less satisfying results. Fastback has the youth and speed of Light Ray and the color scheme and aero discs of Mr. Miracle. He’s seen avoiding authorities much to the delight of the other youths. His luck eventually runs out and he is pulled back to the ground. There, the other youths change his appearance like a pit crew at an indy race and shove him on stage to perform a hymn for Highfather. The final two panels indicate that Fastback has a wonderful voice and that Highfather would like to see him practice more. That’s it. More Lonar, less Fastback please.

Final musings

Dan “Terrible” Turpin - Add him to the list of past Kirby characters resurrected (Detective Comics #64, June 1942). Turpin becomes something far more layered in Superman: the Animated Series...but we’re not there yet. As for his current status (from Wikipedia) Dan Turpin returns in Final Crisis #1 (May 2008). He had been called back from retirement to investigate the case of several missing kids; this evolves into investigating the death of the New God Orion. Orion passes on several cryptic phrases to Turpin, telling him that "He is in you all!" before finally passing away.

In the second issue, he follows clues given to him by Renee Montoya and The Mad Hatter, investigating The Dark Side Club and journeying to the devastated city of Blüdhaven. There he meets up with Reverend Good, and begins to realize that "there's someone in my head."

In the fourth issue, Turpin, after much inner struggle, is turned into the new host body for Darkseid.

In the sixth issue, Batman uses a gun loaded with a Radion bullet, which is poisonous to the New Gods, to shoot Darkseid in the shoulder. After Darkseid is claimed by the Black Racer, Turpin appears to regain control of his body, breathing "In us... in all of us..." in apparent recognition of the meaning of Orion's last words. However, Superman later addresses the body as though Darkseid was still in control of it, and Turpin then vanishes, meaning it remains unclear what exactly the fate of Turpin is.

Morrison has mentioned Batman and Robin will have some David Lynch aspect to it, but I don’t think you can get more Lynch than that. Characters drifting in and out of the narrative, becoming two characters in one body, whispering obtuse warnings.
Orion the damned - The fight with Slig had been the most defining moment for Orion so far. There appears to be no redemption for Orion, he is merely a warrior. He fights on the side of light, but his morals and rules of combat are Apokolips all the way. Also remember, The Punisher and Wolverine are still several years away from creation making Orion an important figure in the comic book anti-hero movement of the 1970’s.

The Source Wall - A perfect case of less is better. I’ve heard Byrne uses it at some point, and I know Jeph Loeb *groan* had Superman imprison Darkseid on it. It takes away from the etherial nature of it. Slig dying at the end of the issue means his soul is returning to the source which gives the issue an effective balance.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Jason Powell on Uncanny X-Men 229

[Jason Powell continues his issue by issue look at Claremont's X-Men run. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below. Jason sends me his entries way in advance. This one was sent seven months after the last one, so you may notice Jason returning recharged to his subject. This one is especially good. ]

“Down Under”

On the one hand, the previous issue was a rather frustratingly bland diversion after the promise of something new at the end of Uncanny #227. On the other, the idea of delaying gratification for a month by inserting a fill-in has a possibly unintentionally positive effect on the X-Men’s serial narrative. Much as Dave Sim perversely slowed the pace of Cerebus circa in issues 138-149 so that the explosion of incident in issues 150 and 151 would be that much more impactful, so now has Claremont heightened the power of “Down Under” by preceding it with issue 228’s month-without-the-X-Men place-holder.

In fact, Claremont continues the effect for several pages of the present issue as well. It’s a 23-page story, but the first appearance of any X-Men on panel is delayed until Page 11. Claremont spends his time before that point introducing the Reavers, a new group of hardcore sci-fi villains (blatantly influenced by “Mad Max”) and establishing the new locale: an abandoned town in the Australian outback presided over by an apparently mute aboriginal Australian known only as “Gateway.”

Claremont’s careful prose – complemented by the gloriously textured landscapes of Silvestri, Green and Oliver – serves both to immerse us in this new setting while simultaneously ramping up the anticipation for the inevitable arrival of the X-Men. When the team finally arrives, it’s with phenomenal narrative force. It’s tremendously cathartic to watch the heroes cut through the Reavers without effort and very little mercy. This issue is, in many ways, the first payoff to an implicit promise made by Claremont and his collaborators during the “Mutant Massacre” arc: specifically, that we would start to see a different kind of X-Men, hardened by experience into something darker and more intense that anything we saw in the past.

Furthermore, Claremont has truly displaced the X-Men – not only are they no longer in a familiar setting (no more X-Mansion, last seen in issue 221 – and the flashback of the previous issue -- and not to be seen again until issue 243), but they even enter their own story 10 pages late. The effect is to make the X-Men seem genuinely alien and exotic. As noted in past entries, Claremont has flirted in the past with casting the X-Men more as sci-fi characters than conventional super-heroes, but never more convincingly than right here. Consider the way Claremont confounds the quintessential superhero moment when the hero arrives to save the damsel-in-distress at the last possible second. In this case, it is Longshot, who even swings in on a rope like Spider-Man would. His dialogue in that moment: “Dazzler – that monsterman is stealing her days!”

Note that this is the first line that any of the Reavers hear spoken by any member of the X-Men, and it is borderline gibberish. The very vernacular of the heroes has become alien and alienating. With Silvestri assisting him, Claremont even manages to make Wolverine (even 20 years ago in danger of being overexposed) seem dangerous again, saving his debut until Page 16. Panels five through seven in particular – a close-up of Wolverine’s eye bracketed by red-tinted Reaver parts flinging through a blank white background, all without any accompanying dialogue or narration – make Logan seem more deadly and dangerous than he’s seemed in years.

This is where Claremont’s importing of characters from relatively obscure corners of the Marvel Universe – Psylocke, Longshot, even Havok – suddenly makes sense on the narrative level. The unfamiliarity of them is part of Claremont’s intended alienation effect. We know now it wasn’t arbitrary whim that the two longstanding characters written out of the comic – Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler – were also the most invitingly affable. That was a necessary move to make this new swerve possible – we longtime X-Men fans all LIKED those two. Colossus, the X-Men’s gentle giant, had been written out as well, but returns in a truly battle-hardened state: Because of his battle with the Marauders, he now literally CANNOT BE HUMAN. Peter is emblematic of the entire team: cold, hard and uninviting.

Even the color palette has been evolved ingeniously – and is gloriously executed by Glynis Oliver. Dave Cockrum’s team was all brightly colored: blue, yellow, red and green. They were fresh and inviting – they lived in a mansion and joked around with each other and we wished we could be X-Men ourselves.

Now, the colors are all over the spectrum, and black predominates: Havok is a black, colorless void. Longshot and Storm both wear black leather; Psylocke is composed of clashing pinks and purples. Rogue’s costume – as of this issue – is a black bodysuit supplemented by Silvestri’s sexily designed, fetishy neon green accouterments. The primary colors of Colossus’ outfit have been reduced – just red trunks and boots – and the silvery metallic sheen given greater emphasis than in the past. Even in terms of the hues, things now jar.

The X-Men are outcasts now, truly, for the first time. Exiled to a squalor-choked ghost town at the desolate bottom of the planet, they’ve become more exciting, more unpredictable, and more dangerous-seeming than they’ve been for over a decade.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Andy Bentley on The New Gods: The Forever People #5

[Andy Bentley continues his issue by issue look at Jack Kirby's New Gods. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below.]

“Sonny Sumo”

Sonny Sumo indeed.

This was one of the most satisfying issues I’ve read in a awhile. Lets break it down.

Sonny Sumo: Sonny Sumo is a gladiator, one that would be worshipped in times past but now is merely a combatant for people’s amusement. He takes on a robot twice his size and defeats him with his quick reflexes and superior strength. This win is not without consequence, as the robot’s torch scorches his exposed skin. However Sonny is also an eastern philosophy type zen master, and is able to concentrate and heal his wounds. This is only a temporary effect and the wounds return when he reaches his locker room. There is real consequence to Sumo’s battles which makes him a far more interesting character than a New God who just magically wishes his troubles away. Sumo desires more in life than uninspired battle and the mother box is his call to adventure. Ther box does permanently heal his wounds but there’s something more satisfying to the way Sumo uses the all in one gadget. You get the sense that the power is coming from Sumo’s and is then amplified by mother box. That detail has been missing from Orion and Mr. Miracle.

Desaad: Desaad is the primary villain for this issue and his defeat is deserved and satisfying. He’s held our heroes, The Forever People, captive for 2 1/2 issues now and has tortured them relentlessly in order to syphon the energy their fear generates with his Apokoliptian device. He takes great pride and delight over hurting others so when he finally gets knocked on his ass, it is an earned triumph. Other one-and-done foes like Mantis lack this emotional punch.

The Forever People: Our heroes are mostly the damsels in distress for Sony and mother box to rescue. Again mother box does the heavy lifting, but does so under the guidance of the serene mind of Sumo.

The Anti-Life Equation: Revealed! As a horde of Desaad’s troops hold the Forever People and Sonny Sumo at gunpoint, the lights dim, a sound arises and Sonny shouts out the word “SLEEP!” as mother box turns purple and crackles with the energy of Kirby. The light rise and the army has all dropped to the floor in slumber. The Forever People decree that the anti-life equation resides in the smooth noggin of one Sonny Sumo. Sonny is cautious, but confident that he will learn to live with this newfound ability.

This was quite a shock, despite the fact that the cover proclaims that the reader will see the anti-life equation in action (we’ve all been duped by a comic book cover one time or another). Equally as shocking was the fact that the equation was used to pacify, not murder or enslave.

Darkseid: He had quite a subdued reaction to watching the anti life equation in action. Isn’t this the only thing that motivates him? Instead of an emotional outburst, we’re treated to a melancholy line or two which boils down to “hey, I’m inherently evil, I’m gonna have to kill Sony Sumo like it or not”. Odd

The Omega Effect: The stinger for next issue. I’m aware of the Omega Effect. It delivered one of the strongest emotional punches I’ve ever seen in a cartoon. I also saw the world’s greatest detective be the first being to dodge it. I’m very excited to see it in action in the original creator’s hands.

Bonus! LONAR: A nice little four page backup introducing a Lonar, a New God who is taking a lone (get it?) journey through the ruins of the old gods. These ruins have potential and Lonar’s introspective qualities are a welcome contrast to the loud and brash New Gods we’ve scene before. Giving him a resurrected War Horse from old fits perfectly. I look forward to his further adventures.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Twin Peaks, Season 2, Episode 9 (or episode 16)

Or ‘End it on a High Note’

By Jill Duffy

You know when you watch a movie and just before it ends, you say to yourself, “and... scene!” in hopes of willing the film to end at that very moment? Maybe you say to yourself, “This movie would have been excellent if it had ended at the height of the emotional drama, rather than dragging on for a 20-minute dénouement. I don’t care that they got married, and then the father-in-law approached the bride and made a joke. I don’t friggin care.”

If you frequently find yourself making that judgment call, my advice is to quit watching Twin Peaks after episode 16. This is the natural end. In fact, I can tell you precisely when to turn off your DVD player. It’s when FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield, played by Miguel Ferrer, says, “Maybe that’s all Bob is, the evil that men do. Maybe it doesn’t matter what we call it.” You could even skip that and call it quits at the moment Leland dies.

In any event, this is the pinnacle episode in many ways. I really liked the Log Lady introduction in particular, because she very clearly explains where we are in the series and why one should continue to watch. It’s not enough to make me agree with her, but it’s a gutsy move—to have a minor character tell you why you should keep watching. In fact, in her assessment, the Log Lady sees infinite future episodes of Twin Peaks! It goes like this:

“So now the sadness comes. A revelation. There is a depression after an answer is given. It was almost fun not knowing. Yes. Now we know. At least we know what we sought in the beginning. But there is still the question why, and this question will go on and on until the final answer comes. Then the knowing is so full there is no room for questions.”

What Happens

I mentioned in my previous post that I found the explicit nature of the show more useful than a turnoff. There’s no room for interpretation in terms of what happened. Sure, we can discuss the meaning of it all. We can talk about evil, and Frost and Lynch’s philosophies about human nature. But there’s no trying to figure out what happened. We know because we are told. Repeatedly. Bob is an evil being. Bob inhabited Leland. Leland-as-Bob killed Laura Palmer and Maddy Ferguson, and tried to kill Ronnette Pulaski. And if that weren’t enough, we find out exactly how he did it, too. We even watch with our own eyes how he commits the second murder.

Let’s talk about what else happens in this episode, leading up to the big moment.

The lawmen—Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Albert—walk up to Maddy’s investigation, outside, below the trees in the forest. As before, there’s a clear formation of their body language, a lineup, suggesting a Western feel to their movements and attitudes.

Hawk, whom I love watching, says to Cooper, “You’re on the path. You don’t need to know where it leads. Just follow.”

Donna stumbles across a clue and, with Cooper’s help, pieces it together with other information to retrieve pages from Laura’s secret diary.

Cooper pays a visit to Gerard/Mike (Al Strobel), the one-armed man, who is in a hotel bed at The Great Northern, shirtless, allowing us to see where his arm was amputated. No one likes to be voyeuristic, but it is fascinating to see Gerard shirtless, the bones from his naked shoulder jutting into nowhere. He tells Cooper really cryptic stuff, helping him piece together more clues. Strobel, who appears to have had a pretty small acting career, is brilliant as Mike. I don’t know a whole lot about acting, and I’ve heard that playing a crazy persons is like cheap acting because it’s easy to do, but I don’t care. I love this scene and think Strobel is great in it. I think he’s great throughout the show. The character must have been well written, but Strobel takes it to its peak.

Truman and Albert continue sniffing out their case against Horne. They have some convincing evidence, but Cooper seems less and less sure.

Remember Tojamura? One thing I didn’t mention about the previous episode (number 15), but that I think Geoff Klock (you know, the guy who runs this blog) will appreciate, is that Piper Laurie is credited as playing the role of Tojamura at the very end of the episode, only after she has revealed that Tojamura is Catherine in disguise. One complaint that Geoff has filed repeatedly about Lost is that sometimes the audience is led to believe that a character is dead or missing, but then his or her name appears in the opening credits, tipping us off to their reappearance before we are emotionally built up for it. (On the other hand, given the nature of the show, the characters could, conceivably, appear in flashbacks.)

So Tojamura/Catherine reveals herself first to Pete, but now, she does the same to a locked-up Benjamin Horne, whom she calls “a slimy rat bastard,” with same confidence in her voice as how Catherine Hepburn might say it. Piper Laurie is a pleasure to watch!

Donna goes to visit Leland, and there are overwhelming suggestions that he’s going to kill her: Leland looking at Bob in the mirror, Leland dancing, music cues, Leland slowly approaching Donna from behind and touching her hair gently, Leland dancing with Donna and suddenly and violently grabbing her close. We’re on edge throughout their whole exchange. Then the doorbell rings and it’s Harry, who’s come for Leland’s help, explaining that there’s been another murder.

Toward the end, Cooper arranges a gathering suspects. “Gentleman,” says Cooper, “two days ago a woman was found murdered by the same individual I believe responsible for the death of Laura Palmer. I have reason to believe that the killer is in this room. As a member of the Bureau, I spend my time seeking simple answers to difficult questions. In the pursuit of Laura’s killer I have employed Bureau guidelines, deductive technique, Tibetan method, instinct, and luck. But now I find myself in need of something new, which for lack of a better word, we shall call magic.” Strike of lightning!
Horne: “Would you like us to hum? A Tibetan chant perhaps?” (Ha!)

Major Briggs shows up with the old man, the one who came to Cooper after he was shot. The old man gives Cooper a stick of gum. Leland says that gum was his favorite when he was a kid. The old man says that gum will come back in style. Once all these clues are laid before us, we watch Cooper’s face as he pieces them together.

A freeze frame happens, with each person bathed in a blue spotlight. We see still shots from different angles of all the people in the room. Cooper remembers his dream and hears Laura whisper, “My father killed me.” The giant appears and delivers the ring that he took from Cooper many episodes ago.

Cooper brings Horne back to the station, and says Horne might like to bring Leland along as his attorney. It’s a set up.

Back at the station, Cooper whispers to Truman, but we don’t hear what it is. This is a good technique. We know what they’re up to, but aren’t sure exactly what’s going to happen. Given the fact that we, the audience, have for some time now known more than the characters in the show, it’s refreshing to get a little slice of secrecy again.

Truman and Cooper throw Leland into a cell, and he goes nuts! He immediately becomes Bob fully, completely, uncontrollably. He throws himself against a wall and hollers like a maniac.

He confesses, and during his confession, it’s a very Jack Nicholson in The Shining style performance.

Then, the fire alarm goes off (Dick had light a cigarette while talking in another room with Lucy and Andy), and the sprinkler system engages. What interesting about this is that it creates a rainstorm inside. I like the sleight of hand in that.

Bob screams at the top of his lungs. He starts throwing himself repeatedly against the door until he smashes his own skull. He lies in a wet mass of blood and water, crying “I killed my own daughter,” and it’s Leland now, but he has recovered some strange ability to talk about his experience of Bob inhabiting his body. Again, we have no questions whatsoever. Everything is fully explained.

Cooper gives Leland some kind of last rights, but honestly, it’s pretty much gibberish. Leland dies as the sprinklers turn off.

And there, we could end it. We could exit on a high note. But instead, the show moves outside, beneath the forest canopy, wherein the men discuss Bob, where he is, what he is, and what he means.

Albert: “Maybe that’s all Bob is, the evil that men do. Maybe it doesn’t matter what we call it.” [End it here? No...]

Truman: “Maybe not. But if he was real, if he was here and we had him, trapped, and he got away, where’s Bob now?”

The protagonist will now proceed to chase Bob, a demon spirit, symbolized by an owl, through the woods until he inhabits someone else. So, do you see why I want it to end just a few minutes earlier?

[Leland killing himself is one of the things that has stuck with me through the years since watching the show. I am surprised how often I think about it.]

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Jim Starlin's 1975 Warlock series

I thought I would make my recent twitter posts on Warlock into a proper post.

Mitch -- a commenter, guest-blogger, and blog-reader turned real life New York City friend -- lent me 13 issues of Jim Starlin's Warlock run: Strange Tales (Featuring Warlock) 178-181, Warlock (basically the new name of Strange Tales) 9-15, Avengers Annual 7, and Marvel Two-in-One Presents Thing and Spiderman Annual 2. It has been an eye opening read -- as you may have noticed from my twitter comments about it.

For one thing, we are deep in Grant Morrison territory. I hardly keep up with all of Grant Morrison's many interviews or critical coverage, but I feel like the Warlock influence kind of fell off the radar a bit. One amazing thing about the comic book industry is that powerful creators have an amazing ability to control how we see what they are influenced by because so much is out of print and there seems to be some unspoken rules about how DC and Marvel behave toward each other. DC Comics will put out Batman: The Black Casebook which will give readers a chance to see all those Batman stories referenced in his Batman run, or they will put out Kirby's New Gods Omnibi right before Final Crisis, but I wonder what happens to those influences that are repressed for whatever psychological or financial reasons; I wish Marvel could have called me to write an intro to a collection of Starlin's Warlock when the Invisibles was coming out so I could have pointed out all the parallels. Would that have made them money, cashing in on Morrison's fame, or been promoting a DC book at Marvel? I read New Gods to get a sense of where Morrison was coming from on books like Final Crisis, but -- while I enjoyed the Kirby in its own right -- Warlock seemed to strike more to the heart of what makes Morrison tick, in part because of the way it filters the New Gods.

Starlin's Thanos is Darkseid -- Thanos actually refers to himself as "THE DARK SIDE", and Warlock accuses a cosmic being of being a force of "anti-life" as opposed to the life Warlock is fighting for. As often as possible Warlock visually and tonally invokes the Silver Surfer -- floating the space, a poor man's Space Hamlet, dealing with his own sense of self doubt and the meaninglessness of existence, but it is the New Gods that it really wants to revise, as if to reclaim Kirby back at Marvel. 

On my Facebook feed Joe Johnson Turner points out that

By the time Morrison's JLA run, Darkseid's appearance has become far more Starlin-esque than Kirby-esque. In fact, the more that I think of it, Darkseid could not become so integral to the DC Universe until filtered through Thanos. Just as one cannot read Machen's "Great God Pan" or "Novel of the Black Seal" without the filter of Lovecraft, we cannot approach Darkseid except through the eyes of Starlin.

I will be honest here and say that while I was aware of Thanos, I have not actually read much with him in it (though I will order Starlin's Infinity Gauntlet stuff soon). I DID notice at several points in Kirby's New Gods his Darkseid felt inauthentic to me, introduced to the character via Morrison and JLA cartoons. Kirby's Darkseid laughs, which does not seems quite right, and at one point is shown wearing a disguise, which seems beneath his majesty. There is also an origin story showing him rising to power from a whelp, which just goes against Morrisons very persuasive "DARKESIED IS" rhetoric. Darkseid is better I think as a force of nature rather than a guy with a story I think. I am very curious to track the progression Turner describes.

Kirby's machinery, exuberance, and structures run all through Morrison -- and specific characters, like the Lump (which Morrison uses in his Batman run) -- set the stage for say, The Shining Knight vs Guilt or something equally internal. But it feels to me like Morrison is getting a lot of his content from Warlock. "I'm here to commit COSMIC SUICIDE!" says Warlock: just the kind of gorgeous sci-fi nonsense Morrison loves so much, as for example, he describes a creature are rising from "beneath the universe" in his JLA run. It is the little twists on old phrases, something weird added that makes it seem more impressive but does not really make any sense when you stop and think about it, but there is the fun.

Characters like Warlock's "In-Betweener! His realm, that space between fact and fantasy!" -- who is on his way toward Warlock because he has been bathed in a specific radiation which calls the InBetweener by his enemy -- who will drive Warlock to being evil by submerging him in the forces of Order and Chaos, such inclusive forces as I am made to think that this is all a fancy way of saying Warlock will become evil by going though LIFE, like you do, just sort of sped up. This character has a lot on common with, say, the Archon's in the Invisibles -- Morrison, you will notice is obsessed with the "in-between" spaces of anything, cracks in the cosmic structure or whatever, things neither here nor there. Starlin's In-Betweener -- a checkerboard of black and white -- even looks like the Archon spaces, always only black and white. This he did not get from Kirby who carves up the cosmic world into the stark binaries of New Genesis and Apocalypse: characters may be exchanged between those worlds, as Scott Free and Orion are, but the structure remains the same. Kirby explored ambiguity on the human level, in say, The Glory Boat, but Morrison takes that through Starlin to make his cosmic spaces deeply ambiguous and weird. Kirby wanted to do the comic book thing and raise human conflict to the cosmic scale. Morrison does the same, but refuses to keep them so seperate: the cosmic stories keep threating to become literal expansions of his characters very human lives (The Phoenix burns away 150 years of rotten but amazing future so her widowed husband can get laid again). Warlock literalizes the "villain is a reflection of the hero thing" in a huge way, as Warlock's bad guy, the Magus is literally his evil future self. The whole book thus becomes a psychomachia Carl Jung would have a field day with -- Warlock must confront his evil self, but they cant kill each other because the destruction of one is the destruction of both. One of the recurring patterns in the art is to have Warlock's face split down the middle and then, nearby, sometimes right next to it, Magus's face split showing the other half. 

(This image is not from Warlock but is from a Starlin comic and is the kind of thing I am thinking of)

Magus tries to get Warlock to follow the path that will create the Magus, and ultimately he ends up absorbing a good deal of the Magus and confronting another version of himself, in the stunning The Strange Death of Adam Warlock, a book that I loved reading and am having a hard time summarizing now. 




It made me feel the way I did as a kid watching Clark Kent and Superman fighting in Superman 3: I knew it was a big deal, didn't exactly get it, and LOVED it. Warlock also has a soul gem -- a kind of evil vampire force he is bonded to -- that sucks the life out of people who then sort of live inside Warlock. In other words -- a mechanism for making any external conflict INTO an internal one. He eventually goes into HIS OWN SOUL GEM where he is reborn.



Or, as in the end of the Invisibles, characters themselves find out about the metaphor. Archons? No, that was all a ruse -- it is really a story about saving people from the barriers the put on themselves, as embodied by Archons. Warlock does this kind of meta-thing too. The pit of despair (run by an evil clown) is called "The Land of the Way it Is" which is the kind of abstract made concrete Morrison loves, but, as Mitch pointed out, the brainwashing space Warlock is in is supposed to recall the Marvel bullpen, as cued by the head clown using the phrase "true believer." It should be a more scary place but Warlock's mind is so powerful he is refiguring his tormenters as clowns. One of Morrison's great contributions to comics is to make semi-serious sci-fi stuff out of editors retooling universes as characters in the comics. It used to be funny to do a meta-thing with Spiderman bumping into Marvel comics or whatever, but Morrison gives us the Terrible Time Tailor in Seven Soldiers, among many others, men who "weave the tapestry of the universe" or whatever, forces of terror, regulating continuity and destroying joyful silliness like Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew, who struggle to get back to visibility. Morrison's rhetoric is from Warlock and Kirby "The way it is" is fused with Anti-life in Morrison to be combatted by Morrison's principle of Imagination (fused with Kirby's Free Will).

A few odds and ends worth rounding up.

Warlock 181 credits read "Len Wein: Editing. Al Milgrom: Inking. Tom Orzechowski: Lettering. Jim Starlin: Insanity."

Very subtle, but one panel of Warlock has the panel itself breaking apart like Quitely did in All Star Superman.

Matt Fraction on his blog years ago pointed out that a key image in Casanova 4 came from Strange Tales 178 [EDIT] -- this parallel was unintended: Fraction discovered it after the fact.


In conclusion, if you like Morrison and Kirby, you will love Warlock. 

(I do not any critic has improved on the conclusions of the Reading Rainbow Reviews)

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Free Form Comments

Say whatever you want to in the comments to this post -- random, off topic thoughts, ideas, suggestions, questions, recommendations, criticisms (which can be anonymous), surveys, introductions if you have never commented before, personal news, self-promotion, requests to be added to the blog roll and so on. If I forget, remind me. Remember these comments can be directed at all the readers, not just me.

ALSO. You can use this space to re-ask me questions you asked me before that I failed to answer because I was too busy.

AND you can use this space to comment on posts that are old enough that no one is reading the comments threads anymore.

You do not have to have a blogger account or gmail account to post a comment -- you can write a comment, write your name at the bottom of your comment like an e mail, and then post using the "anonymous" option.

WRITING FOR THIS BLOG. If I see a big free form comment that deserves more attention, I will pull it and make it its own post, with a label on the post and on the sidebar that will always link to all the posts you write for this blog. I am always looking for reviews of games, tv, movies, music and books.

Andy Bentley on Jack Kirby's New Gods: Mister Miracle #4

[Andy Bentley continues his issue by issue look at Jack Kirby's New Gods. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below.]

“The Closing Jaws of Death”

In the post crisis appearances of Mr. Miracle that I have read, he’s almost always accompanied by Big Barda, an Amazonian type woman with a personality similar to Orion. A quick google search yields the inspiration for the character. Her visage is based off of actress Lainie Kazan and the dynamic between her and Miracle is said to be inspired by Jack’s relationship with his wife Roz. Barda offers up a interesting dynamic for future Mr. Miracle issues and saves us from another inconsequential Miracle escape act.

The issue opens on Oberon, who is fretting about Scott’s safety with Big Barda looming behind him. Both characters are staring out directly towards the reader, a perspective rarely used in modern comics. Barda makes a booming entrance and demands to know the whereabouts of Scott Free, aka Mr. Miracle. The testy relationship between Oberon and Barda is formed early and familiar to many a sitcom. We quickly learn that Barda was an orphan under Granny Godness’ care as Scott was however she remained on Apokolips and now leads Dardeid’s female task force. This prohibits Kirby from outfitting Barda with a mother box, so he created a mega rod for her to escape any predicament. The rod also allows her to teleport which she does as soon as she learns Dr. Bedlam is involved.

Mr. Miracle is currently trapped inside a trunk falling down several stories to his doom when Barda teleports in. Barda demonstrates a wealth of superhuman strength as she cushions the trunks fall only to find no one inside. Miracle reveals himself stories above, still bound by ropes, and explains to Barda the people that surround her are not to be trusted. The people confirm his warning by again grabbing Miracle, this time with the intent of stabbing him through the heart, vampire style. Again Miracle seemingly disappears from their grasp and begins to make his way to Barda. However he did not anticipate the Galaxy Broadcasting studio on the bottom floor which was shooting a medieval movie when Bedlam’s paranoia pill hit. The actors now believe they are in fact medieval tortures and the director is imperative to shoot Mr. Miracle as his head. The only problem is the lead is to be crushed within an iron maiden. Barda again fights to save Miracle but when she opens the maiden, there’s no trace of her friend. To her relief, Miracle appears behind her and the two of them make their way towards the exit. However Bedlam once again appears, now devoid of form and tries one more attack. He releases a flurry of nightmares to force a stampede of all the buildings inhabitants towards Miracle and Barda.

Kirby then jump cuts to Oberon who is still worrying about Miracle when suddenly both Miracle and Barda teleport behind him. The trio express their relief in their own unique ways and again the rivalry between Oberon and Barda surfaces. While prepping dinner, Oberon asks to learn Scott’s secrets of survival. Again, Miracle’s adventure unravels by having a phlebotinum do all the work of his escape, rather than using Miracle’s dexterity or cunning. This time it’s a multi-cube rather than a mother box or a cosmic rod. It cheapens the idea of Miracle as an expert escape artists and infers just about anyone could be Mr. Miracle with these magic gadgets. The issue ends with Barda entering for dinner, now clad in a skimpy bikini rather than her Apokoliptian garb which grabs the attention of both men.

Final Musings

Barda is a welcome addition to the series. Her allegiance to Apokolips is still to be determined as is the exact nature of her and Scott’s relationship. Her costume, like Miracle’s, is both complex and simply effective all at once. Both share yellow circles on their appendages and a smattering of yellow on their torso’s. They look excellent in tandem

There’s definitely a sexual connotation to a Mega Rod, I’m just not ready to tackle it yet.

My hopes that Mr. Miracle would be a thinking escape artist akin to the 70’s detective Batman are starting to wane

Why did Bedlam need to inhabit those blank bodies if he could just manifest without a body?

2 issues in a row with a reference to vampires

Phlebotinum is more an Urban dictionary word rather than Webster’s. It’s origin

Mr. Miracle sums up my frustration with Kirby's choices in dialog in this issue: "The dialog is terrible! But they mean every word of it!"

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Jason Powell on Uncanny X-Men #228

[Jason Powell continues his issue by issue look at Claremont's X-Men. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below.]

“Deadly Games”

The end of Uncanny #227 promised that this issue would introduce the X-Men’s new status quo “down under.” However -- presumably due to Silvestri succumbing to deadline pressure -- we get a fill-in, set in the recent past (set between issues 220 and 221).

Right down to its generic title, “Deadly Games” reads in every way like a rush job. The plot seems rather fussily conceived – a Russian super-soldier turned KGB operative turned CIA asset turned Columbian drug lord? – and a few story details don’t quite gel.

Rick Leonardi and Terry Austin turn in decent work, though I’m reminded of Geoff’s disappointment at seeing the work of Igor Kordey in New X-Men when he wanted and expected more Frank Quitely. Kordey and Leonardi are both talented artists – and each is good at his characteristically messy/ugly style -- but they’re hardly stand-ins for “pop sexy.”

It’s not Claremont’s worst effort. And at a stretch, it could arguably be seen as a continuity patch that – in a vague, tangential way -- explains whatever became of the “Russian super-soldier” plot idea that Claremont introduced on the final page of Uncanny #194. By the same token, Henry Peter Gyrich was written out of the series at around that same time, so “Deadly Games” shows us what he’s been up to as well.

So, what we have here is a reasonably entertaining Wolverine/Dazzler duo story with competent art and entertaining dialogue, and which obliquely caps off a few dangling loose ends from a few years ago.

It’s certainly decent enough on its own terms, but lightweight compared to the intensity of the issues that preceded it – and, for that matter, the one about to follow.

Monday, June 29, 2009

An Open Letter To Pixar

by Sara

[Just for point of reference, Sara had this problem TWO Pixar movies ago, and they did not change since then. Here is what she had to say about UP]

Last night I saw Pixar's latest: "Up." As per usual it was not only beautifully crafted - making use of the 3D technology subtely with just a few moments that pop instead of over doing it - had a fully realized universe, with a rich and quirky character designs and colors that sang. Also, as per usual, the story was wonderfully made: heart-breaking, funny, bittersweet. They are getting better and better with crafting a story for children that does not pander, that is adult, but handled so that even the smallest viewers can follow. Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Pixar, and I could go on and on about how well-done UP was, all the new elements they used without being flashy (male senior citzens as both the hero AND the villian? an overweight asian little boy whose weight and race are neither the subjects of jokes nor bludgeoning "messages," excellent both) and how I sobbed through many parts as my heartstrings were gently tugged. But I will stop here, everyone has either already seen and experienced these for themselves, or has read the many many reviews.

What I need to do now is plead. Please, Mr. Lasseter, please please please. At this point you and your company have made 10 films now some better than others, but all strikingly creative in their own way. and every last one of them focuses on a male protagonist, in some cases there are more than one protagonist, both male (Monster's Inc.). In the numerous worlds you've created and explored for us with along with your fellow men -- Brad Bird, Peter Docter, Andrew Stanton -- you've taken us from an anthill to a racetrack, from the toybox to a world populated by fantastic monsters and off into outer-space. Each time you give us something rich and wonderful but why can you do all that but not ever give us a female lead? it is not that females are lacking in Pixar's creations - there's jesse from Toy Story, mother and daughter in The Incredibles, and countless other girlfriends, wives, love interests. But they are given NOTHING to do. Even EVE, my favorite of all the Pixar characters, is just another 2-D rendering of a female: after strong introduction she spends the remainder of the movie running after and helping our male lead. (also, it is a bit shameful that in her introduction she is something at first to be feared and then to be conquered. not the most progressive view of womanhood...) Mr. Lasster you know your audiences are little boys AND LITTLE GIRLS. men AND WOMEN. We are here too. Just as we can identify with a Woody or a Carl, my husband would have no problems identifying with a story centered around Jesse (and not in the - oh look who needs rescuing type of way, either) and so would my brother, my father, my grandfather and my little nephew. As for Up: Ellie was a strong, brave little girl who grows up to get killed off in usual Disney format - kill the woman or make her disappear. Why couldn't Russell be an asian american LITTLE GIRL? not only would it mirror little ellie, and give her a future: in her generation little girls didn't often get the chance to be anything other than housewives, but in the 21st century there are many places and clubs for a funny tom boy to belong to, and a little female would have been a much sweeter character to form a bond with Carl, aching for his lost little ellie, and a much better foil. So why the hell doesn't she exist? It saddens and hurts me, that I company of talented artists and story tellers that I love as much as Pixar prevents me from loving them whole-heartedly. I am more than just a partner to my own creative quirky male spouse. I have adventures, thoughts, experiences of my own. As the other billion females on this planet. Please, give us something to do. Please tell our story too. I know I'll be written off as just another feminist woman having problems where there aren't any, except there are. Mr. Docter, your own little girl provided the voice of ellie. I'm sure you love her, I'm sure you find her to be fascinating, hilarious, curious and that you love her with all your heart. Don't you want her to go to your movies and find herself up there on screen as the main character? By that I mean, a female lead that gets the whole story arch and isn't reduced to either a photo on the wall or the support system for yet another boy? Unless your highest hopes for her are that she finds a nice boy to marry, which I highly doubt, why aren't you giving her that when you can? These things DO matter, and will to her as much as they do to me. I know this company was created by and is largely run by men, but that is not an excuse. If Miyazaki can make heartbreakingly beautiful stories centered around strong little girls and young adult women - movies that my male friends love just as much as I do - why can't you? For a better written, sweeter take on this please see Peter Sagal's letter after viewing "Horton Hears a Who."

Andy Bentley on Jack Kirby's New Gods: Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #141

[Andy Bentley continues his issue by issue look at Jack Kirby's New Gods. For more in this series, see the labels at the bottom or the toolbar on the right.]

“Will the real Don Rickles Panic?”

I didn’t mince words about last issue’s bizarre appearance of a Don Rickles twin. It was a useless side step from the main event the jokes fell flat. Which is why it was such a surprise when I found myself smiling at the conclusion of the issue. The real Rickles brand of humor won me over and the action became so silly, I gave up worrying about Darkseid and ended up just having fun.

The heroes have been divided and conquered with Clark ‘Superman’ Kent trapped in a ship en route to Apokolips while Jimmy, Goody and the Guardian have been poisoned on Earth with pyro-granulate, a fictitious element that will burn them alive within the hour. Clark’s story is the shorter of the two, but certainly promising with his introduction to Lightray, the young New God featured in the main New Gods title. Lightray explains his powers and explains to the lost earth man that Apokolips is not a desired destination. Clark agrees and takes the suggested Boom Tube off the ship. Superman actually seeing both New Genesis and Apoklips increases the connection between Kirby’s titles and also takes a step closer to Superman being involved in the main battle between Earth and Apokolips.

The resolution of the two Rickles begins with Guardian deciding to tail Manheim’s vehicle in search of a cure while Goody and Jimmy, make their way back to the planet for assistance. One must assume the Daily Planet has a full staff of caretakers with all the disasters that surround it. Although only a few panels, Kirby illustrates the Guardian’s leaps and tumbles across the buildings with with dexterity and ease. His subsequent battle with Manheim and his goons is effective but cluttered. The characters almost seem too big for the panels they inhabit.

The issue truly shines in the confrontation between Goddy and Don Rickles with Jimmy and Edge playing the straight men. The whole setup is still absurd, but it’s absurd on a “Muppet Show” level of surreal chaos which allowed my suspension of disbelief. It also turns out Kirby did have a good ear for Rickles’ pattern of humor as he dishes out insults left and right to the planet staff. The subway scene that proceeds all this is a well executed sitcom gag on the level of a Dick Van Dyke Show. The chaos builds to a crescendo as Jimmy and Goody start on fire in Edge’s office and Edge gathers his wits and tosses Don Rickles out for safety. Don, assuming he’s seen it all, sits down only to see the Guardian burst through the window and run into Edge’s office. Rickle’s reactions are spot on and hilarious as he throws up his hands in a sign of defeat. The antidote the Guardian provided neutralizes the pyro-granulate and all parties breathe a sigh of relief. Until Clark Kent arrives on a Boom Tube, which causes Don Rickles to be asked to be taken to the nuthouse.

Not much else I can add to that, other than to cue the Looney Tunes final credit drum: ‘that’s all, folks’

Next issue, vampires. See you then.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Twin Peaks, Season 2, Episode 8 (or episode 15)

By Jill Duffy

[Jill Duffy continues her episode by episode look at Twin Peaks. For more in this series see the labels at the bottom or the toolbar on the right.]

The same horrific screaming, moaning, dull thuds, and low music that marked the murder scene from the previous episode, bring us right back to that mood of terror in this episode. We see the Palmer house at night, with a few windows lit up. But it’s really the audio reminding us of what has happened.

Then it’s morning and we are zooming out from photographs of Laura. We hear thudding again, but this time it’s just golf balls as Leland chips them from a patch of Astroturf inside his living room. When Leland looks in the mirror, he still sees Bob. His golf bag contains sheet plastic and a bloody hand and hair, so we know that Maddy’s body is inside. Leland stuffs the golf bag in the trunk of his car, lowers the top of the convertible, and drives off.

It’s a bit weird, for a murder mystery/soap opera/nighttime TV drama for the audience to both know and not know what has happened without the detectives knowing. We know that Leland-as-Bob killed Maddy, though no one else even knows yet that she’s missing much less dead. We know, or at least very strongly suspect, that Leland-as-Bob killed Laura, too, though Cooper and Truman are on the wrong trail entirely, trying to coax a confession out of Benjamin Horne. And yet, there may be something more about Horne that we don’t know, that perhaps he was complicit in Laura’s murder in some way.
If you haven’t seen the show in 20 years, since it first aired, I can absolutely see how easy it would be to wipe from memory about 60 percent of the show. It’s easy, and in fact better, to remember Leland’s sinister possessor, Maddy’s murder scene, Cooper’s foray into the other world, and the one-armed man and his cryptic poems. I can see having a moment of “Oh, yeah! I kind of remember that,” when being reminded of Lucy and Andy’s comic love story, Catherine’s feigned death and return as the stereotypical Chinese man, Pete’s quirky manner of speech, and Nadine, who has a kind of amnesia that has propelled her back 20 years so that she’s reliving things like cheerleader tryouts. But you’ve probably forgotten Norma’s mother coming to visit and how Bobby tries to blackmail Horne and Lucy’s sister, Gwen. You might have also forgotten just how explicit Lynch and Frost are in getting the viewers to understand that Bob is Leland. We see the Leland recognize Bob has himself in the mirror multiple times, and on top of that, we are told several times and in several ways that Bob killed Laura. It leaves nothing to interpretation.

This episode ends with the discovery of Maddy’s body, wrapped in plastic, just as Laura’s was. I almost think the season and series could end here.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Watchmen Trailer

Nearly a year ago I was asked to write a comics piece as part of this magazine that was launching. Writing about the recently released Watchmen trailer seemed ideal. But then the magazine launch got pushed back and pushed back until this thing I wrote was no longer relevant (there was a minute where maybe I was going to revise it into something that would be relevant but at some point it just got too old). Here I am with a free Thursday slot and no requirement to be relevant -- I already talked about the ending of the Sopranos years after it happened here, and posted videos long after they made rotations on the internet. So here is this thing I wrote about Watchmen, in all of its 2008 the-trailer-just-came-out glory.



Watchmen is a comics masterpiece certainly, a literary masterpiece probably. It cannot be adapted for the screen because, as a masterpiece, it fully uses its medium and any adaptation is necessarily going to pervert that. It certainly cannot be adapted for film because it would require a huge budget AND a protagonist like the Night Owl who is overweight and more than a little sad. Blockbusters can do many things, but they cannot have unattractive people – or even reasonable looking people -- in leading roles. And yet it will be out in theatres March 9th.

Director Zack Synder’s earlier work on 300 does not provide much hope: as an adaptation it is claustrophobically faithful, a faith that ironically turns the unleashed stylistic evolution of Frank Miller’s original comic book into frozen, uninspiring videogame CGI. Watchmen artist Dave Gibbons has said he is pleased adaptation, but one look at the color palate of the film – dark and rich where the comic book is intentionally washed out – tells you immediately that this is not Watchmen.

And yet. The Watchmen trailer, released in front of Dark Knight, is absolutely hypnotic. Watchmen cannot be adapted, but the Watchmen film might succeed in its own right.

Watchmen is a densely allusive comic book. The first Night Owl began fighting crime in 1939. It is no coincidence that this is the year of the first Batman comic. Comic book audiences are very knowledgeable, and can be expected to pick up on that. Film-goers cannot. The audience for the film to make money must be so large that they cannot even be expected to have read a single comic book. And yet the trailer confirms that the allusive quality of the comic book will not be lost.

Ozymandius’s outfit is clearly inspired by the S and M gear of Shumacher’s Batman – to the point of replicating the famous “bat nipples” that have become emblematic of that movie’s critical failure. The comic book cannot give Rorshach a voice, but the trailer has given him a smart one: Christian Bale’s annoying Batman growl, that we will hear in just a moment, when the Dark Knight begins.

The Smashing Pumpkins song “The End is the Beginning is the End” was released on the Batman and Robin soundtrack and was commissioned with the film in mind: Corgan said, “I wasn't talking about myself or trying to represent the Smashing Pumpkins. I was trying to represent Batman.” When the song was released on a compilation, three other versions were included, including one called “The Beginning is the End is the Beginning,” which was sadder and had different lyrics. It is this song that appears on the Watchmen trailer.

The trailer alone draws on comic book movies the way Alan Moore’s original draws on comic books. And the fact that the Smashing Pumpkins song – whose listener traffic is up 2636% on Last.fm – is a remix is exactly right: Moore’s original comic book is not just a grab-bag of references, it is a revisionary work that takes comic book history – often alluding to a chain of elements that have changed across time -- and twists it into a new whole, remixes it. “And now the kingdom comes” is an obvious enough lyric, but it also cannot help but remind those in the know of one of Watchmen’s primary inheritors. And like Moore’s Watchmen the trailer draws often on those aspects of superhero film history that have failed, hopefully because like Watchmen, its aim is to correct, to guide, to revise. The trailer’s assertion that Snyder is a “visionary” director is absurd, but if he can be re-visionary he will succeed beyond measure.

And the effect of the trailer for movie audiences is analogous to the effect of the comic book. There is something immensely disturbing about the way that UFO looking thing – as Night Owl’s ship must appear to someone that does not know what it is – rising out of the water at night in front of the Twin Towers to the opening lyrics of the song: “Send a heartbeat to the void that cries through you.” That “void” is an angst-y dramatic – blockbuster-y – way of capturing what Moore’s comic book is all about: the fullness of the superhero genre emptied out into something far more human. In the trailer this appears as a superhero funeral, involvement in the Vietnam war, an electric blue man appearing in cafeteria, someone with super-strength punching a mantelpiece, and protesters. As the song continues we do “relive the pictures that have come to pass” but just as Moore’s comic book does, the building blocks of a superhero universe appear as something “strange” (the repeated word on which the song ends). “The world is lost and blown and we are flesh and blood” has to appear as something different in a blockbuster than in a comic book (where being merely flesh and blood often means being quite pathetic and small), but the elements are there. The horror of “the world will look up and shout ‘save us.’ And I’ll whisper ‘no’” appears freshly, surrounded by a theater of people trying to reconcile the line – the trailer’s only alongside “God help us” -- with the superhero imagery, warped though it may be.

The Watchmen trailer inspires cautious optimism because it indicates that someone over there understands how the comic works, and is actually thinking that through for the screen.

(Thanks to Mich Montgomery for bringing the bat-nipples to my attention, David Fiore for the statistic on the song, and Brad Winderbaum for letting me know where the song originally appeared).

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Andy Bentley on Jack Kirby's New Gods: New Gods 4

[Andy Bentley continues his issue by issue look at Jack Kirby's New Gods. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below.]

“The O’Ryan Gang and the Deep Six!”

The roulette wheel has spun back around to the main New Gods title and Kirby continues the precedent he’s set for the plotting: prologue in or around New Genesis that that sets up Orion’s adventures on Earth. This prologue includes Metron giving a young scholar a real life history lesson by way of his mobius chair. Mysterious in nature, Metron shows up briefly, says little and then does something cool. You might consider him the Boba Fett of the New Gods. Metron is showing a young boy from New Genesis life on a primitive planet where cave men and lizard men battle with primitive weapons. The contrast between this savage land and New Genesis illustrates the evolutionary potential for man as a species. The boy’s questions on time and mortality leads them back to High-father who confirms that even New Gods can die on this plane of existence.

High-Father’s answer seamlessly leads to the actions on Earth where a New God, Seagrin, has in fact left this mortal coil. Orion and his detective buddy Lincoln have arrived on the dock where Seagrin’s lifeless body lies. Orion makes no effort to mask his or Seagrin’s origins as he shouts to the heavens about Seagrin’s valor, curses his enemies and speaks of mother box. The police have no time to question these strange proclamations as the dock bursts into flames, giving Seagrin a version of a Viking funeral. In a nice tie to the past issue, the new Black racer soars above the flames to help guide Seagrin’s spirit towards the source, the New Gods version of heaven. As the Racer reverts to his human host, Darkseid watches from a secluded alley. This full page panel of Darkseid is only there for a key plot element: Darkseid has a device that’s blocking all mother boxes from Apokolyptian activity on Earth.

Back at Lincoln’s apartment, Orion’s followers have once again gathered and are again proclaiming their names and personalities. I understand the need to acquaint the reader with these characters, but Kirby doesn’t even attempt to mask it. The scene lead to my first laugh out loud moment in this series when I read “and me, young but cool, Havey Lockman!”. Orion enters the room and explains that his mother box has been crippled and deduces that Intergang must be behind it. The plan is for Orion and his people to pose as a rival gang looking to move in on Intergang’s territory. The plan moves smoothly with Orion and Lincoln putting a scare into Intergang member Snaky, and then tailing him to the hideout. There, Claudia acts as a damsel in distress in order to douse the guards with sleeping gas. This sequence of events feels more at home in a 50’s crime novel especially considering the suits and hats Intergang wears. Mr. Lanza finds their leader, County Boy, about to punish Snaky for his ineptitude. Country boy is just a non powered mob guy with a themed oufit, similar to the Spider-man thugs, The Enforcers. Lanza belittles the operation in order for Country Boy to show his hand and reveal the device jamming mother box. This is the signal for Orion and his astro force to roar in and destroy the device while his crew to takes out the remaining Intergang members. With the device out of commission, mother box picks up on one of the Deep Six, a marine themed group of Apokolyptians who were referenced several issues prior. Orion is determined as ever and races out towards the ocean to find Slig, the leader of the group who has the power over Aquatic life some what similar to Aquaman. Orion disposes of the animals Slig sends but then gazes out of the panel in horror at the threat which the Deep Six have kept secret. The reader is left with one word, Spawn.

Final Musings

The reveal that New Gods can die is a bit spoiled by the recent Countdown-Death of New Gods-Final Crisis debacle. Surprised Morrison didn’t lift the flames at death as he is often a stickler for details

- Mother Box almost sat out almost the entire issue which helped the plot.

- Last post, I wrote of my reinvestment in the Kirby material and my vow to keep these comics in context. Shortly after writing this, I had an interesting encounter with a coworker who discovered my blog. He said he read these comics as they were released and confirmed the intense level of anticipation for Kirby’s work at DC. He then informed me that even to readers in that time period, Kirby’s dialog and characters were a bit hokey and dated. This was something I was unaware of. It leads me to believe that my perspective on his work is not as warped by time as I originally expected.

-Harvey Lockman, saying you’re cool doesn’t make it so

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Jason Powell on Uncanny X-Men #227

[Jason Powell continues his issue by issue look at Claremont's X-Men run. For more in this series see the toolbar on the right or the labels below.]

“The Belly of the Beast”

Silvestri and Green’s X-Men look cooler with each issue. Check out Colossus on Page 2, panel 3; Wolverine on Page 14, panel 6. Geoff, tell me these aren’t “pop sexy” X-Men!

Once again, Claremont dazzles with his constantly discovering new ways not only to exploit the X-Men’s individual powers, but to combine them in crazy ways. Here’s a breakdown of what goes down during the climactic battle of issue 227: The newly re-powered Storm creating hurricane winds around Roma’s citadel in the sky (which looks uncannily similar to Dr. Manhattan’s glass fortress in Watchmen). Those winds capture the hollow-boned Longshot “like the sail of a kite,” and drag him – with the rest of the X-Men behind him – up to meet the Adversary. From there, Rogue is able to absorb the knowledge and skills of the villain’s host body, Naze, which in turn is pulverized by Colossus (described here, delightfully, as Roma’s “ringer”). Rogue then uses her newly acquired shamanistic talent to create a gateway. Storm blasts the Adversary, now in his true form, mostly through the gateway with her elemental powers, and Havok and Dazzler use their energy beams to keep him at the threshold long enough for Forge to create the spell that will send him all the way through.

The whole thing is beautifully choreographed, and Silvestri and Green’s work is so raw and direct that the entire affair feels like it has the force of nature behind it. As climaxes go, this one is truly exciting. At the peak of his powers, Claremont even finds room among the action for further enrichment of character – in this case, Madelyne Pryor’s surprising last words to Scott before sacrificing her life alongside the X-Men: “Scotty – wherever you are, I wish you all the best. Find our son. Keep him safe. Raise him well. I love you. Goodbye.” Patrick identifies this as one of the more touchingly redemptive moments in Claremont’s entire run. I’m not inclined to disagree.

Also, what a perfect illustration of proper dramatic timing when, just after the X-Men’s souls are hurled into the gateway so as to banish the Adversary, we cut to: Muir Isle, where Nightcrawler has just come out of his coma. How utterly perfect. With consummate skill, Claremont, Silvestri and Green have brought everything together.

This leaves us at last with the epilogue, containing a somewhat facile resurrection. Just like that, Roma brings the X-Men back to life. It makes a little more sense if one has read Alan Moore’s Captain Britain, which featured Roma and Merlin engaging in similar “cheats” at certain key dramatic moments. On its own terms, it certainly seems a bit easy, after all of Destiny’s ranting about the X-Men’s “death in Dallas.”

(Trivia: In Uncanny X-Men #225, in the scene set in Scotland, a young boy comments that Colossus can’t possibly be American because he “does na’ sound a bit like J.R. Ewing.” Then in the X-Men’s guest appearance in Incredible Hulk #340, published a month after Uncanny #225 but set just before, Peter David has Dazzler mock Destiny’s prediction, saying that “If we die in Dallas, maybe it’ll be a dream and we’ll come back in someone’s shower.” Coincidence?)

At any rate, it’s great when Claremont kind of makes fun of the story turn himself, via Logan’s dialogue. To wit:

Wolverine: “Strikes me, Ororo, your ‘Plan Omega’ may have worked after all. If everyone figures us dead ...”

Roma: “You did die, my friend. The instant Forge cast his spell ... your lifelines were broken. What you undergo now is a rebirth.”

Wolverine: “Whatever ...”

Logan points out the truth of the situation. In narrative terms, the X-Men didn’t really die, despite whatever contrivances Claremont attempts to dress it up in via Roma’s double-talk.

(And for anyone confused by the esoteric “Plan Omega” reference, the only other time Storm used that code-phrase for the plan to fake the X-Men’s death was in New Mutants #51. Somewhat amusingly, Claremont was so busy juggling subplots at the time, he probably didn’t even realize he’d neglected to keep the code consistent across titles.)

So, the epilogue is an acknowledged cheat. Apart from that, though, “The Belly of the Beast” is a fantastic climax, not only to a strong storyline, but a particularly strong year for the series. If I had to pick a single year of Claremont’s 16-year run during which he was at the very peak of his artistic powers, I’d go with 1987.